With the advent of AI, I have optimised my life immensely.
I no longer read books. I get AI to summarise them into short paragraphs. I’ve read 20 books just yesterday.
I no longer play video games. AI plays them for me and tells me what ending I got and if I liked them. But I only finish 2-3 games per day, because games are not cool and I have to keep optimising my life.
I no longer eat food. An AI-powered bot eats the food for me and tells me the nutrients I gained from the process. I feel a bit woozy, but that is what peak performance feels like, I am told.
I no longer write LinkedIn posts. I just open the post and press the Rewrite with AI button, then press Post.
(Disclaimer: directly inspired by jokes made by other people on the topic. Unless they were AI people, then I take full credit for originality)
